Acrylic on handcut paper, PVA glued to cardboard.

Paintings on stretched canvas, with text PVA glued on top. I sell them in my Ebay shop and my Etsy shop, and give them away at Camden Market.

A3 size original, signed acrylic paintings on paper by me Edgeworth Johnstone. PVA glued to cardboard. I wrote and PVA glued the text and QR code. I then PVA glued over the top to give the paintings and text protection and a gloss finish. I individually hand stamped the red lettering on the front using… Read more: Acrylic on A3 Paper

Woodcut prints of the Black Ivory logo. Glued to cardboard, ready to hang. I give these away at The Camden Market Free Art Man display. See the others in the video above.

Original pencil drawings by me, Edgeworth Johnstone. I also made the cardboard frame, tying it together with garden twine string, glued the paer to the cardboard and wrote the text on the back in permanent marker pen. You can buy them in my Ebay shop and my Etsy shop, or for free at my Camden… Read more: Pencil on Lined Sketchbook

Jonron in Masks at Black Ivory, surrounded by Jonron paintings. The above is the sequel to:

I drew these in Thailand. I think when I was briefly in Bangkok. Posters for films that don’t exist.

Pocket size Nirvana are the same format as Jompiy G’s.

Double sided collages. On double corrugated cardboard. Pages from my new booklet. Ready to hang. Available to buy in my Ebay and my Etsy shops.

Hand made business cards I’ll be giving out at Camden and selling in my Ebay and my Etsy shops. I made them from Top Trump cards I bought at charity shops. 100 so far. They’re all numbered, so if you want a low number get in early. Forge proof as each is documented in detail… Read more: Business Cards – The Camden Market Free Art Man

These series of artworks are themed on The Camden Market Free Art Man. An art giveaway event I do on the streets of Camden Market.

I’ll be giving copies of the booklet below away at The Camden Market Free Art Man and with the artwork I sell on Etsy and Ebay.

All 30 x 24 inches. Oil on stretched canvas with text and QR code PVA glued to the front. Signed on the back. I sell them on: Ebay | Etsy The above painting was STOLEN. If you come across it, please let me know.

I talk about Advertism a bit on this video: Advertism Manifesto (on my Substack) Advertism is now being done by Edgeworth Johnstone and Ron Throop.

I make these 12 inch Nirvana LPs from second hand vinyl I buy in charity shops. Hand made monoprints on the album cover and face of the vinyl. They come in a clear crystal album sleeve, are signed and numbered and can be bought on my Etsy and Ebay shops. I also give them away… Read more: Nirvana LPs in Sleeve

Acrylic paintings on 12 inch vinyl LP’s. One LP on the front, one on the back. Double corrugated cardboard in the middle. I drew in black compressed charcoal on the fronts (the smudged areas), then PVA glued them, so the charcoal is fixed and won’t rub off. The computer printed out text on the backs… Read more: Nirvana LPs on Round Cardboard

Original, signed acrylic paintings by me Edgeworth Johnstone. I wrote and PVA glued the text and QR code. I then PVA glued over the top to give the painting and text protection and a gloss finish. I individually hand stamped the lettering on the front where it says “EDGEWORTH” and “JOHNSTONE” using high quality Caligo… Read more: Nirvana Covers Red Frames

I make lots of Nirvana themed art and music. This page is links to the music. Click here for the art. Nirvana Day at The Camden Market Free Art Man Demo More Nirvana covers:

Stuckism, BlackIvory and Socialism are inseparable. So alike, but unlike Socialism, where millions extra people die as soon as it leaves the text book, Stuckism and BlackIvory don’t need to function in any worldly sense. The Other Muswell Hill Stuckists are not of your planet. We don’t obey your rules. I’d probably be a socialist… Read more: Stuckism’s Genius

Blockchain:

CryptocuRency is the parent project of Jompiy. It was invented in 2025 by me, Edgeworth Johnstone. There are 4 cryptocuRencies: Bitcoyn, Ethereom, Dogecoyn and Algoranb. Unlike cryptocurrencies, cryptocuRencies are physical objects you can get for free and collect. They are numbered. Each has a blockchain (the blockchain for each cryptocuRency can be found at the… Read more: CryptocuRency

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Free Art Frees Art is a slogan I came up with for The Camden Market Free Art Man. Money keeps my art stuck at home. But I don’t need money directly to get it, so why ask for it when it’s the hardest form of payment to get? People spend money like it’s blood and… Read more: Free Art Frees Art

Batch 2 of the Masks paintings are on 300gsm paper, and have a lot more writing and stamping on the back than batch 1. 25 paintings in batch 2. Some will go in my Etsy shop, but most will be given away at The Camden Market Free Art Man Political Protest Against Expensive Art. These… Read more: Masks A2 Paintings Batch 2

The Stuckist manifesto calls for warmer, humaner painting exhibitions than you get in the traditional white wall gallery system. The Other Muswell Hill Stuckists call for them to be held on street pavements and given away, as per my recent alias: The Camden Market Free Art Man. I called this show paintings on paper, but… Read more: Exhibiting Stuckist Style

In my Etsy shop I’ve started a series of “Two Cats” paintings. Painted in black Indian ink and yellow and red acrylic on 300gsm thick acid free A2 size paper. Under one of my aliases Heckel’s Horse Jr. All HHJ paintings are after HH. The HH one is after Schmidt-Rottluff. Buy them in my Etsy… Read more: HHJ Two Cats A2 paper paintings

Every Sunday night, 99p Ebay auctions of my paintings end. I call them 99p because the starting bid is 99p, and there’s no reserve. So, potentially, if only one person bids, they could get that painting for 99p. As a last ditch attempt to get some more bids, on Friday nights I post a YouTube… Read more: 99p Ebay Promo Videos

Above are the before and after-I-got-involved photos of the only collaboration painting between Black Francis (aka Charles Thompson and Frank Black) and I. It didn’t start out as a collaboration. One day, Charles and I travelled to Chatham from London, probably about 10 years ago, when his band, Pixies, were on tour here. It was… Read more: Collabortation painting with Black Francis

Haven’t sent an Edgeworth Pack in a while, but now things are up and running a bit with my Etsy shop and Ebay auctions, I decided to start them up again. Works on paper will soon be on my Etsy once I’ve caught up and trained my new postage and packing assistant. Edgeworth Packs are… Read more: Edgeworth Pack A

I’m usually at Camden Market at least once a week, giving away my artwork to passers-by willing to do a one minute interview for my YouTube channel. Free Nirvana art at Camden Market – 6th September 2025 – my first themed day at Camden Market. Loads of art themed on an album I made of… Read more: The Camden Market Free Art Man

A series of oil paint block prints I made a few years ago at Black Ivory. Thick paint on office paper so will rot away soon. Just as well none sold in my Etsy shop. Speaking of which, I’ve just started my new Ebay shop. The idea is, Ebay is for auctions, Etsy is for… Read more: Sailors Pet

Big problem, nearly all artists of major note are white males from either Europe or North America. Hardly any well recognised 20th century artists are female. Women, painting’s playboy bunnies for centuries, now get to see the tides turn. All these wrongs of the past get exposed and righted with every empty gesture the art… Read more: Tate is Institutionally Art-Racist

An exhibition of paintings by me, Edgeworth Johnstone at Black Ivory, Muswell Hill, London UK. Buy the placards in my Etsy shop at: https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1881218608/starmer-farmer-harmer-placard-ready-to 17th December 2024- 17th January 2025by appointment only Read my blog about the farmers protests I’ve been to.

I’ve published a website about the suspected plagiarism of my work by Delaine Le Bas in the 2024 Turner Prize. Was the focus of our demo yesterday outside Tate Britain. The day of the award. Somehow, Le Bas didn’t win.

Been recording some improvised songs with Miss Libby Palmer on theremin. Album coming soon for our fan club members.

This is the info page for my campaign to free Heckel’s Horse from the clutches of the art establishment. My name is Heckel’s Horse Jr. aka Edgeworth Johnstone. Heckel’s Horse is my painting partnership with Billy Childish. As one of the videos below says: “Locking Heckel’s Horse paintings up endlessly in crates instead of sharing… Read more: Free Heckel’s Horse

Also see my exhibition, Starmer Farmer Harmer at Black Ivory in Muswell Hill, London. Buy the placards in my Etsy shop at: https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1881218608/starmer-farmer-harmer-placard-ready-to Protest 2, 11th December 2024: To have well functioning family farms, there needs to be recognition in tax law of the huge amount of land, work and capital investment they take to run, per £1… Read more: Farmers protest against Inheritance Tax change

Yesterday, I published the Jompiy White Paper video (above), outlining the case for Jompiy being the Bitcoin of Art. The version of the White Paper in our Stomach Turner Prize Zine includes some info on art’s Ethereum, Slumpu, but for simplicity I made the YouTube version using only the original text. The distribution of free… Read more: The Bitcoin of Art

Last night, Miss Libby Palmer on percussion, glockenspiel and theremin. Our first rehearsal as a three-piece.

New York Times sensational exposé on Heckel’s Horse: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/10/03/arts/design/frieze-london-billy-childish.html On the subject of Isabella Kwai‘s New York Times article: The Artist as ‘Ever-Moving Target’: Billy Childish Refuses All Labels These last 11 years, Billy Childish and I have been collaborating on a series of around 200 (so far) paintings, under the alias Heckel’s Horse. It’s… Read more: New York Times on my secret collaboration paintings with Billy Childish

Stuckism Bitcoin Jompiy: From Charles Thomson to Billy Childish to Satoshi Nakamoto. Stuckism then Bitcoin then Jompiy. A book by Jompiy that won The Stomach Turner Prize 2024. Look at money and high-end art now. All bought up, at least largely without regard for intrinsic value. Suffocating financial regs leaving tiny lawyer-sized gaps in money’s… Read more: New book: Stuckism Bitcoin Jompiy, from Charles Thomson to Billy Childish to Satoshi Nakamoto

Me a Doll interview. 25th April 2024. Emma Pugmire interviews Me a Doll (aka Edgeworth Johnstone) at Black Ivory Printmaking & Audio Club, London, UK. MAD: Before we start, Me a Doll’s are heavily influenced by Neo Heart’s The Fembot Oracle. PUG: And now to start the interview. How do you make the Me a… Read more: Asinine Building Blocks of the Demented Coward

Thank you Yale University Press for using my drawing as the cover of The Orphanage by Serhiy Zhadan.

Yesterday Emma and I were in Ranscombe Studios in Rochester recording our new album Throop (a fan club exclusive) Named after the artist-writer-musician Ron Throop who did the front and back cover album paintings. Not commissions, I didn’t think of it till after I saw the one of me on his Instagram. He used his… Read more: Recording Throop

Video above: Guitar: Jonathan Byrd: https://www.facebook.com/thesacredartofguitar Heckel’s Horse Jr. (aka Edgeworth Johnstone)at Highgate Gallery at HLSI, 11 South Grove, London N6 6BSPrivate View: 8th March 2024, 6 – 8.30pmExhibition ends 21st March 2024 Photos from the Private View: After show party: Press: Read the article online HERE. Posters: Social Media:

This year’s Fan Club members on Tier 2 and above get a signed copy of the Masks book by Edgeworth Johnstone posted to them for free (including worldwide shipping). One of five free and signed publications they get each year (details here). Fan Club copies are signed on the inside cover with a Sharpie permanent marker. The book is 204… Read more: Masks Book

Thank you Haringey Community Press for the article and front page photo in this month’s issue and Ron for finding the online download. I like the intro “Muswell Hill painter Edgeworth Johnstone shares an insight into his collaborations with Billy Childish”. Hanging the exhibition on Thursday, PV Friday, hand delivered 2-3000 flyers round Highgate with… Read more: Heckel’s Horse Jr. in Haringey Community Press

This year’s Fan Club members on Tier 2 and above get a signed copy of the Heckel’s Horse Jr. of Muswell Hill. 100 Works book posted to them for free (including worldwide shipping). One of five free and signed publications they get each year (details here). Fan Club copies are signed on the inside cover with a Sharpie permanent marker.… Read more: Heckel’s Horse Jr. Book – of Muswell Hill. 100 Works

This year’s Fan Club members on Tier 2 and above get the Fan-Club-Exclusive Studious Deluxe Edition posted to them for free (including worldwide shipping). One of five free and signed publications they get each year (details here). Studious Deluxe Edition includes: The publication proposals considered but deferred to 2025 were: Thai Tour Notebook, Me a Doll,… Read more: Studious Deluxe Edition

Emma and I travelled up to the new Ranscombe Studios in Rochester yesterday to record Emmas First Ranscombe album. I’d made a demo tape for it a few days earlier and had recorded Studious at the old Ranscombe Studios on Star Hill with the same engineer, Jim Riley. Was my first time at the new… Read more: Recording at Ranscombe

In 2017 I bought an A4 brown paper notebook from Cass Art, filled it with oil transfer drawings, left it in my storage room and forgot about it. Six years later, shortly before leaving London for a two week back-packing tour round Thailand, I came across it again. The drawings looked unfinished so I packed… Read more: Thai Tour Notebook

Recorded a cassette demo tonight of the songs on our set list for our gig on Fri 1st Sep at Beehive Bow in London. Had some tape left at the end, so played a Pumpkins cover we haven’t done before. We’re not playing any covers at the gig and will probably not get all the… Read more: cassette demo 7aug2023

Stuckism For Your Ears Read more about Stuckism For Your Ears events

They’re all slightly damaged as I crushed them through the printing press in an only partially successful attempt to flatten them. Studious Magazine is exclusively available to members of our Bandcamp Fan Club. It has album notes for each song, lyrics, guitar tabs and illustrations. Hand-coloured front cover and signed. All by me. Hopefully Emma… Read more: Studious Magazine

The first Heckel’s Horse Jr. works that aren’t after Heckel’s Horse paintings. 30 ideas for Heckel’s Horse paintings by Heckel’s Horse Jr. They’re not after yet existing Heckel’s Horse paintings but may be after future ones. Each drawn twice. First a small version, three to an A4 page. Then A4 drawings of each. A magazine… Read more: Ideas for Heckel’s Horse paintings

Happy birthday Midge. This is for you: Full rehearsal: Yesterday was Midge Ure’s 70th so Emma and I played him Western Promise at the first of our STUCKISM CLASSICS. He wasn’t there in person. Next Stuckism Classic will be for Philip Absolon’s Job Club. Last night was Charles Thomson’s Serota knickers painting. Start at the… Read more: Midge Ure’s 70th

Emma Pugmire of Black Ivory Printmaking & Audio Club and Edgeworth Band becomes the third recipient deemed worthy of an Edgeworth Pack. See Pack R post. See Pack C post.

Last night we recorded Clean Livers. Unlike Heckel’s Whore there’s no big tape wobble till Son of a Gun just before the tape ran out. Son of a Gun isn’t on the album as it’s a cover. No covers on our Bandcamp. Maybe no bad motor in the four track but a cassette tape issue all… Read more: Clean Livers Album

Fan club exclusive new album Heckel’s Whore now available free for subscribers on our Bandcamp. Recorded tonight at home, aka Black Ivory Printmaking & Audio Club on a Fostex four track cassette recorder that arrived today from ebay. It has the unintentional wobble sound my old one had. Like on the vocals of the Elbow… Read more: Heckel’s Whore

Find out more about getting a FREE Edgeworth Pack here. Edgeworth Pack C contains the following and has been allocated to a well deserving and long term ally of the cause: 1 x Black Ivory Magazine – Issue 1 1 x Edgeworth Fisher Magazine 2 x A5 Black Ivory flyer. 2 x small square Black… Read more: Edgeworth Pack C

Edgeworth Band are working on a new set list. Tonight, we rehearsed The Parlour, Only Need, Is it any wonder why?, Roam and Road Go, all for the first time. All old songs on my Black Ivory demos on Edgeworth Band Bandcamp, but for Emma they’re all new songs. Knee Bore’s from Elbow Sisters. I… Read more: New Set List

Other than when my neighbour’s singing in her garden I work in silence. I went to an opera recently my cousin, herself a classical singer, produced and staged in one of the Muswell Hill churches. Halfway through the show I found myself backstage with the singers waiting to go on. Being an audience member I… Read more: Heckel’s Horse Jr. Oil Transfer Drawings & Silence

Limited editions pander to an unhealthy and despicable mindset. All my work is now untitled and editions, unlimited. All these are on A4 office paper. Not acid free. About 80 gsm. Most, if not all, are hand-painted as well as transfer drawn, effectively making them original oil paintings. Will the unprimed, acid laced and thin… Read more: Limited Editions Pander to an Unhealthy and Despicable Mindset

I was sat too far from the camcorder for the vocals so recorded some solo after she left. Both the Emma and non-Emma versions are on the album. It would have gone on our Bandcamp had it not included covers. We did a new song tonight, a cover of Spaceboy (Smashing Pumpkins). I have extremely… Read more: Acoustic Live Tonight

Edgeworth Pack R includes the following 8 original A4 handmade block prints, in addition to the 10 I was born in a mine set. Each is signed in pencil. The text on the Goat Tap one is computer printed using a, now lost, font I designed using the elephant image from the Black Ivory Printmaking &… Read more: Pack R Block Prints

Two oil and compressed charcoal on paper paintings done today. Pack R was put together yesterday. If tomorrow I feel less fertile it will correlate with the approach, celebration and hangover of Beltane, which is today. I’ve been sat on ideas around The Fembot Oracle, the murky future direction of Black Ivory Printmaking & Audio Club… Read more: Today’s Beltane

Edgeworth Pack R includes the following 4 carbon paper drawings, traced from the Monsieur Tourette Awakens in Mid-Tic: a retaliatory fiction block prints, also included. Each carbon paper drawing is signed in pencil on the back. These drawings are on A4 acid free 200gsm good quality art paper. Edgeworth Pack’s are freely available to qualifying supporters… Read more: Pack R Carbon Paper Drawings

Edgeworth Pack R includes the following 10 I was born in a mine block prints, signed in pencil on the back. I was born in a mine is a song by Edgeworth Band. These prints are on A4 office paper, so relatively thin and not acid free. Edgeworth Pack’s are freely available to qualifying supporters… Read more: Pack R IWBIAM Block Prints

Edgeworth Packs are free. No amount of money can buy an Edgeworth Pack, unless you can find one on the secondary market. Edgeworth Packs are benevolently awarded at my discretion to those making significant efforts to engage with and promote both Black Ivory Printmaking & Audio Club, and my art and music in general. This… Read more: Edgeworth Pack R

Part 2 and batch 2 of my illustrations of Ron Throop‘s book, Monsieur Tourette Awakens in Mid-Tic: a retaliatory fiction.

Black Ivory Printmaking & Audio Club in Muswell Hill, London is currently showing Edgeworth Johnstone Illustrates Ron Throop. Six woodblock prints overlayed with text. I made the woodblock prints years ago for a storybook collaboration with Billy Childish that, thanks to me, never got done (see Illustrating the writings of Ron Throop for details). The… Read more: Illustrating Throop Part 1

ChatGPT sets the record straight on the history of The Other Muswell Hill Stuckists and Stuckism.Interviewed by Edgeworth Johnstone of The Other Muswell Hill Stuckists at Black Ivory Printmaking & Audio Club on 25th April 2023. EJ: Who are The Other Muswell Hill Stuckists? ChatGPT: The Other Muswell Hill Stuckists are a group of artists… Read more: ChatGPT Sets the Record Straight on The Other Muswell Hill Stuckists & Stuckism

Edgeworth Band need a quieter set list. Old songs we never play, only because they’re dependent on chords that get lost above a certain volume. I’ve neglectfully allowed the power chord to become an invasive species that’s driven the subtler songs into hibernation and our diversity into extinction. Power chords demand thin strings reinforce fat… Read more: My First Instagram Live

Black Ivory Printmaking & Audio Club was cancelled this week as all its members were either ill or otherwise committed. In leiu, I was all set up to broadcast my first Instagram Live but got sidetracked editing the test recording. Is nothing deletable? Big Brother viewers can now personalise their contestant selection in real time.… Read more: From, a new song

Rain stopped me bringing any cardboard sheets to the studio today, so instead I brought a load of paper Steve from L-13 gave me years ago when I helped clear out their light industrial workshop.

A series of ten woodcut prints, illustrating the writings of the ingenious and insatiable one man art movement Ron Throop. All based on quotes from his Monsieur Tourette Awakens in Mid-Tic: a retaliatory fiction. These prints are the direct result of an interview I read in the early 90’s with Billy Corgan of the band… Read more: Illustrating the writings of Ron Throop

A Stuckism manifesto by The Other Muswell Hill Stuckists.First performed at Black Ivory Printmaking & Audio Club, 30th March 2023.Opposing conceptual art goes against the principles of 100% Taste. The Other Muswell Hill Stuckists no longer oppose any art. Art Oppoistion is wrong for the following reasons: The Other Muswell Hill Stuckists end Art Opposition… Read more: Stuckism Art Opposition Manifesto of The Other Muswell Hill Stuckists

Studious is like a compilation album as all the songs were recorded for four previously released albums that I’ve now unreleased. Those four albums all have a lot of songs on that I performed badly, so are now binned. Virtually all the songs I recorded at Ranscombe were done in one take. Maybe all of… Read more: Studious

Since June 2022 I’ve been keeping a YouTube video diary of my Monday afternoon painting sessions at Billy Childish’s studio in Chatham Dockyard. Billy and I have been painting together at his studio on a weekly basis since 2013 (apart from a one year break during covid). The videos are intended to be exclusively of my… Read more: Billy Childish Studio

Oil pastel and pencil on paper. Drawn in March 2023. Getting most of the work done for my Heckel’s Horse Jr. exhibition in March 2024 at Highgate Gallery in London. Hoping for a good turn out at the Private View. : Exhibition Title: Heckel’s Horse Jr.Venue: Highgate Gallery at Highgate Literary & Scientific Institution11 South GroveLondon N6… Read more: Some new Heckel’s Horse Jr. drawings

Below are some Nirvana guitar tutorial videos I’ve put on YouTube. They are closeup demos of the fingers, showing how to play the songs and have the chords typed on the screen. My band plays a lot of Nirvana covers. As did my previous band, Elbow Sisters. To see all my current bands Nirvana covers… Read more: Nirvana Guitar Tutorial Videos

https://youtu.be/HiROfNXmS_E https://www.instagram.com/tv/B-0QKE3nkvX/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link From my covid lockdown sessions, Black Ivory H. Apart from the first 2 songs. An effort – short film in our garden 10th apr 2020. No planes, few cars, loud gardens, 3 better things. So many to keep from the lockdown. No soap operas filmed. Homeless housed. NHS respected. Eat food we buy.… Read more: garden effort

Black Ivory albums are of home demos. Each album has 21 recordings. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLP-5Sri4iKXHmGYUNNRxM6xaKDri9rh65 The official publication dates for the Black Ivory series are all incorrect. Officially, Black Ivory A was published on 1st January 2019, B on 2nd Jan, C on 3rd Jan etc. These dates are just so they appear on Bandcamp and Soundcloud… Read more: Home recordings albums – Black Ivory series

MASKS MAIN PAGE https://youtu.be/GVuCk9VFXQw Instagram hashtag: #edgeworthmasks

MUSIC MAIN PAGE I wrote a new song today. https://youtu.be/ZfWCyq8W2EM

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