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A Stuckism manifesto by The Other Muswell Hill Stuckists.
First performed at Black Ivory Printmaking & Audio Club, 30th March 2023.
Opposing conceptual art goes against the principles of 100% Taste. The Other Muswell Hill Stuckists no longer oppose any art. Art Oppoistion is wrong for the following reasons:
The Other Muswell Hill Stuckists end Art Opposition in opposition to The Other Muswell Hill Stuckists.
Pitching oneself relative to what one is not is for ones that have not.
Art Opposition is a stealth-brag instruction to wrongly assume the opposite of the braggart.
Art Opposition is a cardboard cutout of one’s, subsequently superior, enemy in the centre of one’s, otherwise empty, stage.
In respect, The Other Muswell Hill Stuckists begin both conceptual and performance art, specialising in contemporary dance and abstract literature.
The Other Muswell Hill Stuckists conceptual and performance art is Black Ivory Printmaking & Audio Club.
The Other Muswell Hill Stuckists contemporary dance is Untitled.
The Other Muswell Hill Stuckists abstract literature is Shin Detonator.
Art Opposition is vacuously hate centric.
Art Opposition is mastabatory shadow boxing.
Art Opposition turns what one does into what one doesn’t, and what one doesn’t into what one does.
Art Opposition is autobiographical to the extent it’s repeated.
Art Opposition’s sincerity is inversely proportional to its volume.
Art Opposition’s motivation is as transparent as it is useless.
Art Opposition is self-injected rabies.
Art Opposition is what internet trolls would do if they weren’t people of such high calibre and moral substance, and weren’t so pressed for time.
The Stuckism with 100% Taste Rule means Art Opposition must end now.
March 2024:
My next exhibition:
Exhibition Title: Heckel’s Horse Jr.
Venue: Highgate Gallery at Highgate Literary & Scientific Institution
11 South Grove
London N6 6BS
Private View:
8th March 2024, 6 – 8.30pm
Exhibition runs until
21st March 2024
Heckel’s Horse Jr. is not to be confused with Heckel’s Horse.
Heckel’s Horse Jr. is an alias used by Edgeworth Johnstone. Under this alias, Johnstone paints works based on Heckel’s Horse paintings in his home studio in Muswell Hill, London.
Heckel’s Horse is a painting collaboration between Billy Childish and Edgeworth Johnstone. Since 2013, Childish and Johnstone have made roughly 200 paintings together, at Childish’s studio in Chatham Dockyard.
Edgeworth Johnstone is Heckel's Horse Jr. 
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