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The Camden Market Free Art Man 20th June 2026
We’re in for another heatwave in London. Yesterday wasn’t too bad when I filmed this episode of The Camden Market Free Art Man, but today is forecast to be much hotter. Usually I’d consider staying at home in this heat but next weekend is forecast for rain, so I’d better suffer in the heat today to…
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============================I wanna write a song in the manner of the wrong guitar.
Rabid in the sand with a naked hand.Hand.
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Somewhere I had a wife.
I remember when I was on her mind.Some ignoring wife.
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I’m the passenger.
And I ride and I ride in the city tonight.
And I ride with a ripped backside.I’m fucking sick of this hurt.
She’ll never break my heart,
like the Russian rebel Mikhail Larionov.
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At the same time the door was opening,
the face of the flat fish was staring back.
He said he was taking off.He said nothing would shake him off.
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Animals walk around without their clothes.
Animals, no opposing thumbs or toes.
Animals, they get laid when they’re still kids.
Animals can’t get past our dustbin lids.Animals lick themselves and we all laugh.
Animals never need to have a bath.
Animals never work a day in their life.
Animals never bitch about their wife.The young ones.
The worn ones.
The elders.
Edgeworth Johnstone 