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Transit Compensation Packs so good that people buy my paintings just to get one, would both guarantee FREE ART FREES ART’s financial future and perfectly demonsttrate free art freeing both art and artist. These newly improved joblots of original, handmade, signed prints and paintings are the missing link FREE ART FREES ART needs to keep THE CAMDEN MARKET…
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Transit Compensation Packs are given away free with every order of £50 or more (not including shipping charges) in my Etsy & Ebay shops. All works are roughly or exactly A4 size (29.7 x 21 cm), signed, original, hand made art by me, Edgeworth Johnstone. They are NOT reproduction prints. They’re not available to buy separately either.
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Not only will people outside of Europe soon be able to buy my artwork from both my online shops, but they’ll also get a free bonus pack of seven original artworks to compensate them for the cost of shipping, tariffs and any other costs. This should all be set up by 18th September 2026. The only condition is that they buy at least £50’s worth of art (excluding shipping) per order. All seven bonus artworks are signed (usually only on the back) on A4 size (29.7 x 21cm) paper, and are 100% handmade originals by me. No reproduction prints. All proper, real artworks. Each bonus artwork is part of a series, which I’ve numbered on the back. Here’s me, showing off pack number 1:

Despite saying in the last post that I would, I didn’t end up going to Billy‘s painting studio on Tuesday because I had too much to do for Camden. It was also raining. There’s a chance I’ll be doing THE CAMDEN MARKET FREE ART MAN this weekend if the weather allows, but it mainly depends on my online shops showing enough signs of life by then. Without the online shops generating decent money, the whole FREE ART FREES ART campaign is no less a facade than a car showroom full of supercars with no engines. What’s needed are some well executed brilliant ideas. Here’s my attempt:
A lot of my best ideas are given to me by @ronthroop Ron Throop during the Black Ivory weekly video podcast, that we broadcast live at 7 pm UK time on Ron‘s Substack. Ron then publishes the recording of each episode on his YouTube. I keep a playlist of these recordings on the front page of the Black Ivory website, should anyone want to learn more about our art and music. One of Ron‘s pieces of advice that I’m currently working on, is to down my painting and music tools for a while and start cataloging and publishing artwork that I’ve made over the last twenty odd years. I’m not sure he suggested this as much as said it was an option, given the floor to ceiling artwork storage he’s witnessed when visiting my house. A lot of my art is collecting dust in various storage rooms, not pulling its financial weight while FREE ART FREES ART goes hungry. This isn’t even including the storage containers worth of Heckel’s Horse collaboration paintings I’ve made with Billy Childish, currently rotting in the sea air on the south coast of England. So much for our Stuckist manifesto pledge, mandated Stuckist duty to enrich society through sharing our work with the public. This willful suppression of our paintings by the commercial artworld is one of the main driving forces behind FREE ART FREES ART, and my insistence that the art establishment many of the Stuckists (including myself) have found themselves embroiled in, is the anti-art world we simultaneously oppose. In theory, at least. FREE ART FREES ART calls time on this intolerable nonsense! Anyway, now’s a good enough time to put Ron‘s advice into action because I have so many wet oil paintings clogging up my studio that making any more will soon make doing anything else physically impossible. Too many wet paintings disrupt the flow. Cash flow, work flow, all things I’m learning more about through watching videos on how self-made billionaires amass their fortunes. Here’s a photo of the Transit Compensation Packs cutting board:

What better to do when you can’t make any more paintings than start organising the ones you’ve already done? The best way to make room for the next batch would be to sell and give them away. I can’t give away my art until I start selling it. This is one hard lesson I’ve learned over the last two years doing FREE ART FREES ART at Camden Market. Again, it comes down to flow. The sale of art pays for the making of art that I give away. Money’s the bottleneck killing the cyclical flow of FREE ART FREES ART. Nothing can move until it’s cleared.

The Transit Compensation Packs were almost called Jompiy Jumbles. No more just selling to Europe. America, Canada, Australia and New Zealand will soon be added. My online sales have been slow since my shops reopened when I got back from Thailand. I’m sure it’s because I over focused on running The Camden Market Free Art Man every weekend, and some weekdays. This was yet another mistake. I guessed that if I gave my art away to 40 people a day at Camden then a few of those 80 plus a week would go on to spend some money in my online shops. The paintings I give away there are loaded in ADVERTISM with my contacts and links. In defence of my focusing on Camden, there was some urgency to get up and running before the autumn weather kicked in. Camden’s particularly suited to the UK summer, and I’ve at least proved the concept that an artist can stand on the street and exchange plenty of art for video interviews in an environment where there’s 500 other distractions fighting for every passer-by’s attention. It also doesn’t appear to be illegal. The most recent days I’ve done at Camden have been the busiest and most successful I’ve ever done. The videos are great. So, at least now I know what to do next year to get big interest at Camden Market. Converting their fleeting interest into something more long-term is yet to be figured out, so I’ll need to get back out there fairly soon. 2026 is research and development. 2027 is money and franchise.

Each Transit Compensation Pack is numbered, which will hopefully encourage people to buy early so they get a low edition number. I used to do limited editions but decided they were unethical, snobbery, and pandering to the hideous artworld mindset of exclusivity and of valuing art by other people’s inability to share in it. I despise limited editions and consider its partakers to be little more than vermin. I number my editions but offer no guarantee of how limited each is. Only my lifespan will determine this. Included in each Transit Compensation Pack are seven, signed original artworks. One is an original painting from my Heckel’s Horse Jr. series, the other six are handmade original prints. I came across all these series of works while cataloguing art from my storage room. Always listen to Ron!

I wanted to make the packs available as a stand alone product anyone anywhere could buy, but I’d have to ask a worthwhile price consistent with my other work, which would increase the declared value of any package going outside of Europe, therefore increasing the tariff the customer has to pay. No, I’ll only make them available as a freebie so I can declare their true monetary value (next to nothing) on the customs form. So there are some advantages to making art of virtually no monetary value. Free art truly does free art. On this note, we should end with a monkey carrying a monkey’s head:

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I spent much of this morning on a videophone call, pushing 50 with nothing in the bank, unhelpfully wearing a reversed baseball cap, trying to convince my girlfriend that FREE ART FREES ART isn’t just a delusional last ditch attempt to desperately salvage something from my flailing midlife crisis. It may be all of those things, but in addition, FREE ART FREES ART will destroy and rebuild contemporary art beyond recognition. As it’s a new concept though, I don’t have a proven road map to reassure her but once the online shops are fixed, we’ll be well on the road. Ron Throop @ronthroop and I have been working on FREE ART FREES ART for, maybe a couple of years now, and once my latest batches of stretched canvas paintings are dry, available to buy online and I’m selling outside of Europe, the FREE ART FREES ART machine will be oiled and running, pretty much, full steam. Until the money side’s fixed FREE ART FREES ART means nothing but once the cash starts rolling in, we’ll be unstoppable. I need to start selling outside of Europe, and it was while Aon and I were videophoning this morning that it occurred how.

The photo above is of the last of today’s four paintings. All four promote my new album, Class. Each painting is themed on a song from the album. The album has twenty songs, fifteen studio recordings and five home demos. The studio ones were all recorded at Ranscombe Studios in Chatham. The same studio and engineer Billy uses. The same Billy I paint with on Tuesdays. I’ve been mostly working in oil paint recently, and have temporarily abandoned working on cardboard in favour of the more traditional, stretched canvas. I think Damien Hirst said that paintings on stretched canvas are the T-shirts of art. He’d know, but here’s why I haven’t been selling outside of Europe. The problem was that my paintings are so cheap and posting outside of Europe’s so expensive that shipping would often, at least, double the price. Historically, outside of Europe, I’ve sold more to America than anywhere else by far, and now we’ve got these new tariffs making selling to America even harder. So I decided to stop making my paintings available to buy outside of Europe. I also had a couple of problem customers and bad delivery service experiences in the US, but think this was just bad luck. Ordinarily, I’ve probably had a better reception to my work in the US than anywhere else. Especially my music. My modern influences in both art and music from the last 60 years or so, are almost entirely from America so guess it’s no surprise. But here’s the solution arising from this morning’s videophone call: Offer compensatory freebies to those paying for shipping and tariffs. If a £50 painting costs £100 by the time it arrives, don’t worry, I’ll put an extra £50’s worth of artwork in the parcel. It only took me two years to figure this out. I’ll update my online shops this week and hopefully see more orders coming in. Sales have been sluggish of late:
Mornings are the best time to videophone Aon, as she’s usually just finished work and is back at the flat we’re renting after visiting her family (she’s six hours ahead in Thailand). She tells me what’s going on there, and I tell her what I plan to do that day, getting and refining ideas as we talk. This morning, I woke up around six and am developing this self-made billionaire’s habit of keeping a list of prioritised tasks and visualising how I’ll get the most important one done before getting out of bed. Once up, the trick is to not engage in any non-essential activity till the most important task is completed. It’s working well so far although I’m still waiting for my billion dollars. Top of today’s list was oil paintings themed on my new album, Class. I planned to get five done, but only managed four. It was a good day’s work though. Had I known how involved and complex each of the four paintings would be (especially Dilated Lines), I’d have only planned on doing four anyway. I’m painting at Billy’s studio tomorrow and will therefore be out most of the day, so filling up my studio with as many wet oil paintings as possible means my studio will be passively at work all day drying them.

Once all the Class songs are painted, I’ll make videos for each song. They’ll be splitscreen with the song playing in the background. I used to enjoy making videos for one of my old bands, Elbow Sisters, so much that I’d often write a song solely because I had run out of songs to make videos for. My favourite video was for a song called Gan Mao, which I’ll write about more in a future post. But these Class songs will be more like guitar tutorials. All the guitar parts for every song are in the paintings. I couldn’t get all the lyrics in for all the songs, but made sure I didn’t exclude any important guitar info. One of things I regret about Elbow Sisters is that I can’t remember how to play a lot of them, and don’t have the music written down anywhere. Even though they’re simple enough songs, I often play odd chords that will be a pain to try and figure out. At least with my recent songs, there’ll be paintings and videos quickly showing how to play them. I’ll pan the camera around the painting so that it matches the part of the song being played, and have my fret playing hand shown at the same time. Might as well put the lyrics up as well, as some are missing from the paintings.

Most of my lyrics come about like my paintings. Abstract noises that I sing along when playing, later morphing into words that don’t necessarily make a lot of sense. Find me a Husband has more of a solid story than most: Russian widows gathering in the town square in the snow. Their husbands recently killed in the war. I don’t know what war, but around World War 1 time. Then off to the snowy Nepalese mountains where the Sherpas all survive so the women get to be happy nurturing mothers.

I very clearly remember recording Spinner Maid. We’d typically record around twelve songs in a day and Spinner Maid was one of the last. My voice was shot, as we had just recorded a song called Police There which strains my throat more than any other. I don’t have a strong booming voice that can take a lot of stress. Although the only time I’ve ever completely lost my voice was after my current band’s first gig at The Hope and Anchor in Islington. We were called Edgeworth Band then but are now called THE CAMDEN MARKET FREE ART MAN. I was sat at the table with my friends after the gig and, literally, couldn’t even talk. It wasn’t quite as bad when recording Spinner Maid, but was agonising enough to both perform and listen along to in my headphones. I was aware the whole time, as I was singing that it was sounding pretty awful but when we listened back I really liked it. I like it so much now that if we ever play Spinner Maid live we’ll do so at the end of the gig. Probably after Police There. Time for bed. Tomorrow’s Tuesday. Tuesday’s the only day I don’t need to plan. It’s autopilot. Get the bus to St. Pancras train station in the morning, take the high speed to Chatham, walk twenty minutes to the dockyard and start painting. Sometimes Billy and I will make collaboration paintings together, under the name Heckel’s Horse.

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A young lady approached me at The Camden Market Free Art Man display a few weeks ago and asked if I’d write something in her notebook. She asked me to put one piece of advice for the reader that I thought might be useful to them. The reader could be anyone, the advice could be anything. The notebook appeared to already be half full of advice from other people she’d come across. I think she chose me because she had just taken a painting and finished giving the mandatory one minute video interview. Maybe she’ll publish them one day. Here’s the gist of what I wrote: “Don’t get out of bed until you’ve decided on what’s the most important thing you need to get done that day. Then get up and straight to it, avoiding any non-essential distractions or obligations till it’s done.” Something I’ve heard recently in several YouTube interviews with, or about, self-made billionaires. Apparently 70% of the world’s billionaires are self made. Here’s what I did today but haven’t mentioned yet:
This morning, my job to get done was to finish ten 30 x 24 inch oil on canvas paintings, as they’re relatively popular in my online shops and are my most expensive and high profit item. I’m taking a break from doing The Camden Market Free Art Man until I’ve got the cash flow problem sorted out. They say every problem’s an opportunity. FREE ART FREES ART’s cash flow problem is the opportunity for BLACK IVORY to get our paintings into thousands of deserving and appreciative homes every year AND make some decent money while we’re at it, before globally rolling it out as a free, open source, cross promoting franchise community.

The first painting, of two cats (above), was a struggle, took far too long to finish and left me thinking there was no way I’d get ten done. Maybe five. I blame this on my diet, where I skip breakfast every morning and have a late lunch. So the diet got abandoned, and the next nine paintings were subsequently all done by mid-afternoon. No more diets on painting days. Every day’s a painting day. Here’s me pretending to paint with my left hand as the camera’s in my right:

Another new and exciting development in my workflow is that I’m now writing these blogs using the speech to text function in Google Docs, on Google Drive. Every 10 to 20 minutes I need to take a break from painting, so am dictating this in the breaks before tidying up the grammar manually later. Probably while watching Death in Paradise with my dad tonight, as we do every night. Another of today’s paintings:

I don’t have enough art themed on my bands. My latest album is called Class and I’d like to do some paintings the same size as the ones I did today, themed on this album. Text based with lyrics and complete guitar tablature, each painting dedicated to a single song. Either this, or small 7 x 5 inch oil paintings on stretched canvas, I suspect will be the plan for tomorrow, unless I wake up with a better idea. Having lots of small paintings in stock will allow me to get back to running online auctions of my smaller paintings. I’ve done a few already, but was not getting enough bids to make it profitable enough. One painting sold for less than it cost me to post. Two paintings failed to get any bids despite having a starting price of 99p and coming with free postage. Encouraging as it further proves what’s apparent at Camden, that people won’t take a painting even if it’s free or, in the case of my online auctions, sometimes nearly free. I like that, it appears, only people genuinely wanting my paintings are getting them and that people aren’t just mindlessly taking something because it’s free. At Camden lots of people walk straight past my display and many spend time looking at it, but decide they don’t want to take a free painting. A lady once came back to return the free painting she’d taken earlier that day. This restores some faith in humanity for me, and I think is encouraging for the whole concept of FREE ART FREES ART. My worry was that people would thoughtlessly take my free paintings, then either throw them in the bin or treat it in a similarly disinterested and destructive way, but the impression I’m getting is that those who take, or buy for next to nothing, my paintings do value them and I’m happy for these people to have them without having to give me any money.

Above is a painting of two animals jumping into a flooding river. I usually work on the floor. A friend of mine at an art class I used to help out at said “If you want to know where Edgeworth is, he’s on the floor.” I don’t know how people manage to stand up all day painting. Back to free art, I can take care of the financial side independently and people can enjoy my work who don’t have any money, but do have a genuine interest in what I’m doing. This is the basic principle of FREE ART FREES ART and I think will be fundamental to its later success. Investors will spend millions on paintings they don’t even like, only to lock them away in tax haven shipping containers never to be seen again, but amazingly, FREE ART FREES ART filters out these people by offering them our paintings for free. We willingly distribute our work freely and prolifically destroying its financial value and any despicable and false air of exclusivity galleries like to use to make their artists, perversely, more attractive to their cliques. It’s the “limited edition” mentality FREE ART FREES ART opposes, as far as I’m aware, in the form of an active vocal artist group, alone. The want to have something only because others can’t. Stuckism missed a trick, not exposing and providing a positive alternative to this. If anything, Stuckism did a 180 on much of its first manifesto in pursuit of climbing the establishment ladder themselves. Andy Warhol had the right idea: don’t join their party, create your own and have them trying to get in. My old friend, and recently deceased, Edward Lucie-Smith told me this. I worked with Edward quite a lot, making videos of artists he liked and wanted to help promote. He wasn’t the biggest fan of my work, which we sometimes joked about, but he was a very kind and funny man. RIP Edward.

A lot of my larger paintings, like the one above of a man tugging a rope beside his pet dog, are reworkings of older ones. You have to be careful painting on top of oil as they can take a century to fully dry and for the paint to stop moving, so if you paint on top, it’s liable to crack over time. It’s not such a problem for me as I usually paint quite thin initially, then add the thicker paint later. Painting fat over lean’s the rule. Painting thinly over thick paint is far more likely to be a long-term problem. Here’s a man sat in an armchair with a swan in his lap. Another of today’s:

Working in Billy Childish’s painting studio these last 13 years has been a privilege in so many ways, not least in opening my eyes to how much I despise the whole art world and gallery system. People from the high end art world, big professional art gallery industry and media have been suppressing and, I strongly suspect, flat out lying about the collaborative work Billy and I make together. They’ve sold it, removing my name from the attribution, and never paid me a penny. They’ve been selling and, I imagine, also taken any resale rights or copyright from me in the process. Now I’ve experienced firsthand how unethically the art world operates, I won’t ever be a part of it and set up BLACK IVORY and FREE ART FREES ART as the antithesis of everything I see them as standing for, but every first word problem’s an opportunity. Future displays at THE CAMDEN MARKET FREE ART MAN will be entirely themed on this issue, specifically the misattribution of Heckel’s Horse and rubbish written about it in the book To Ease My Troubled Mind: The Authorised Unauthorised History of Billy Childish by Ted Kessler. Let’s see if they address it in the paperback.

The painting above is a champagne celebration scene. I should also post about the weekly Black Ivory podcast @ronthroop Ron Throop, Emma Pugmire and I are publishing weekly episodes of. We talk for roughly an hour about our art, music and plans for FREE ART FREES ART. Emma often updates us on the latest art exhibitions in London she’s been too. The stand out idea from this Thursdays episode, for me, was taking the band merch I used to offer to members of our fanclub and give it away at Camden. Cross-promoting our music and art at Camden Market is something I really must get around to soon. I might even risk annoying the punks on the other side of the bridge by playing our Class album on a ghetto blaster to the passing tourists.
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I arrived late to Billy’s painting studio yesterday and he was leaving early for an appointment in town, so only had a few hours to get something done. No time to get my paints out and then 25 minutes tidying up and cleaning brushes, so did some pencil drawings instead. 58 small sketches for my Heckel’s Horse Jr. series. Twelve drawings per A2 size sheet of paper which I folded into eight. Five sheets finished meaning a grand total of 60, with two rejects. I’ll trace them to make A6 size oil transfer drawings from. Here they are:

Oil transfer drawings are original oil paintings, but done with a pencil instead of a brush. You can easily make 30 in a day, which will help get my online shops up to their target listing total of 1000 by March 2027.
When I got home from Billy’s, I continued doing small drawings and ordered a load of small sheets of thick watercolour paper online, as I’ll be needing them for THE CAMDEN MARKET FREE ART MAN display too. There were already some pads of A5 size acid free paper at home, which I’ve started doing oil pastel drawings on. The first nine are finished, photographed and in both my online shops. So much easier when you don’t have to wait for things to dry.

Finally, my shops have works available for under £15, which will hopefully open me up to a lot more people. I’m trying to cover as many price ranges as possible, but have only made it up to £50 so far. There must be money to be made selling original art for over £50, but for now I’m focused on the cheap end as I want to get some quick sales in soon to prove that FREE ART FREES ART is, at least, viable.

The new oil pastel drawings are mostly influenced by Ron Throop @ronthroop paintings, and look quite similar to his. Ron and I have collaborated on mostly large oil paintings under the name JonRon. We both make figurative images from abstract beginnings in our solo work, and these new oil pastel drawings of mine finish before much figuration has happened. A lot like Ron’s. I’ll carry on in this vein and expect the overlap with Ron’s work will get more and more obvious. In a similar way, Emma Pugmire’s linocut prints also remain largely abstract despite being entirely figurative. Emma, Ron and I are the three members of Black Ivory. This abstract figurative theme could make for a worthwhile cohesive exhibition of our group, one day. We could show the world the unique and, as yet, unappreciated common thread running between the Black Ivory artists work. It’s not by random that the three of us came from Stuckism and constitute Black Ivory to the joyful exclusion of everyone else.

The next batch of A5 size artworks will by oil transfer drawings. Oil paint on unprimed paper isn’t recommended as oil rots paper, but most of the oil isn’t transferred onto the paper via a pencil, which also means they’re usually dry in a day or two. I tried this method on primed paper once, but the paint didn’t transfer well anyway. Thin paper’s best for me.



















